Maybe Mildred can help

A little teaser from my book…

So, how does an ancient Viking answer queries to a modern advice column?
With great caution!

Dear Mildred:

In the middle of the job, my wife ran off with the electrician we hired to re-wire our house.
What should I do?

Yours truly,

Powerless

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Dear Powerless:

A short-term solution might be candles or flashlights.
But your best bet is to find another electrician.
Many are listed in the Yellow Pages.

Sincerely,

Mildred

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Enjoy!

Thanks,
Your pal,

ʈʜʘɛɳ

 

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