(I agree. She does go on!)
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Dear Mildred:
Recently, my husband started barking at me to signal that he would like his dinner.
I thought this was charming at first, but it has become embarrassing.
Can you help?
Yours truly,
Embarrassed
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Dear Embarrassed:
Often, the barking can be relieved with a tincture of green tea and clover honey.
If that doesn’t help, you might consider taking your husband to a veterinarian.
Sometimes, just suggesting this cures the barking.
Sincerely,
Mildred
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